Want to do a PhD on "Dynamics of human psychology with respect to the interaction of graduate course load, major mental screw up and serious caffeine intoxication"!!!
Anyone willing to volunteer/fund??
Eligibility (volunteer)
1. Non-US citizen (!)
2. Graduate student in good standing (ie at time of application; no guarantee about state during/after completion of study!) Occasional spikes of inconsistent academic performance encouraged!
3. Three strong recommendations from close friends, demonstrating major mental screw up (reasons immaterial for initial study!)
4. SONP - Statement of No Purpose!
Eligibility (funding)
1. Non-US citizen (!)
2. Financial capacity to fund regular (and high experimental amount) of caffeine in any form, including but not restricted to coffee and caffeine tablets
